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Here is what I think you would say about me, given the chance:
“today, freddy was so forward with me. it made me blush. i wish he weren’t like this. i like him, but i wish he’d keep this stuff to himself sometimes. i know he basically cares about me, but sometimes he just seems like such a blunt JERK. J-E-R-K, that’s right freddy, you probably couldn’t even spell it. But you are one.”
Freddy